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Writer's pictureAnita

Bohemian Procrastinator's Rhapsody

by Anita (and Queen)


Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide.

No escape from reality.

Close now your eyes

Take at least 8 night hours to sleep.

I’m just a poor boy

I need your sympathy

Because I’m hard to catch or settle down

Miss the highs, hit the lows

Anyway evasion blows

I don’t give a fuck but then

I fail.


Momma, just got an F.

Never sat down to revise

Now I won’t become so wise.

Momma, life has just begun

But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.


MOMMAAAAAAAA, OOOOOOOOOH

Didn’t mean to make me cry

I will come back again this time tomorrow

There’s no job, there’s no job

Because I failed my degree.


Too late, I missed my time

Netflix stole my future goals

For it, I sold my friends’ souls.

Goodbye everybody, I have to go.

Gonna dig a hole so burry me alive.


MOMMAAAAAA, OOOOOH

I guess I have to die

Sometimes I wish I didn’t go to school.


SAD SOLO


I see a little spark-elito of an A.

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, please, kill Procrastionation!

Social life and sport halls, highly doubt it happens here.

GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO, who’s that guy?

What is even Physi-i-i-ics?


I’m just a lazy boy, everybody knows it.

He’s just a lazy boy, shame for his family.

Spare him his life, give him curiosity.

Hard to catch or settle down, release me from my sins.


Bismillah, no, it is only you to blame (I’m so sorryyyy)

Bismillah, no, it is only you to blame (I’m so sorryyyy)

Bismillah, no, it is only you to blame (I’m so sorryyyy)

It is only you to blame (I’m so sorry)

Only you to blame (I’m so sorry)

No, no, no, no, no!

Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, give me strenght)


Beelzebub has a devil put inside of me, of me, of me.


So you think you can teach me and let me strive?

So you think you can inspire and push me in life?

Oh, baby, nobody is able to do this.

Just gotta sit down, just gotta sit down

And write the essay.


Nothing really matters

If I don’t succeed

Nothing really matters

Nothing really matters

I fail


13/4/2018

Before beginning to write an essay


All rights preserved and co-shared with Freddie Mercury



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